Balgobin

This is too funny..............


MATH

TEACHER: Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
Balgobin: You tell me to do it without using tables!

GO SLOW

TEACHER: Balgobin why are you late?
Balgobin: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
Balgobin: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

CROC

TEACHER: Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Balgobin: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
Balgobin: Maybe. If yuh seh so. But you ask me how I spell it!

H2O

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
Balgobin: I know!! It's "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Balgobin: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

WHO DISCOVER GUYANA
TEACHER: Balgobin, go to the map and find Guyana.
Balgobin: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered Guyana?
CLASS: Balgobin!
VERY IMPORTANT

TEACHER: Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
Balgobin: Me!

I

TEACHER: Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Balgobin: I is...
TEACHER: No, no, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."
Balgobin: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
COINCIDENCE

TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Balgobin: "Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day,

and

at the same time."

SAY YOUR PRAYERS

TEACHER: Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?
Balgobin: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

MY DOG, YOUR DOG

TEACHER: Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Balgobin: No, teacher! It's the same dog!

SMUDGE RESPONSE

The arithmetic teacher had written 10.9 on the blackboard and had

then rubbed out the decimal point to show the effect of
multiplying this number by ten.
"Balgobin," the teacher asked, "where is the decimal point now?"
"On the eraser!"

JUST A DOT

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out
about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the

teacher was calling on them one at a time.
She was reluctant to call on little Balgobin, knowing that he
sometimes could be a bit crude. But, eventually, his turn
came....

Little Balgobin walked up to the front of the class and, with a
piece
of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back

down.
Well,
the teacher couldn't figure out what Balgobin had in mind for his

report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that
was.

"It's a period," reported Balgobin.
"Well, I can see that," she said, "but what's so exciting about a

period?"

"Me nah know", said Balgobin, "but, this morning, me sister say
she miss one. Me Daddy get a heart attack. Me mother faint. And
the next

ting we know, the man next door shoot he self!"

FACES

Finding little Balgobin making faces at others on the playground,
Ms.
Sita stopped to gently reprove the child.

Smiling sweetly, the school teacher said, "Balgobin, when I was a

child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and
I would stay like that."

Balgobin looked up, shook his head and replied, "Well, Ms Sita,
you can't say nobody didn't warn yuh.
You should have listened!"